Looks. Which is all it takes. I don’t need a hatch. Why is that not a valid reason.

You’re whining about them not offering vehicles nobody would buy. We’ve been over this again and again and again and again and again and again. Get over it.

Huh?

And then you’re driving a Ford Focus. The RS is pretty badass, but it still has the interior of a Focus.

It’s not real, your point is irrelevant.

You should just quit before you look even more foolish.

Stop

I’m not blind or a moron so this is pretty easy. Also one of the BMW pictures you posted isn’t even a real car...holy christ dude.

Literally none, unless you believe everyone you speak to on the internet, and then of course all of them.

It does not.

Jalopnik has become a place where competing or doing anything that involves danger at all is not only frowned upon, but considered wrong and immoral. And it seems to be seeping into some otherwise-excellent commenter’s heads.

This. What a fucking embarrassing line. Holy christ.

Must be lonely up on that pedestal.

That 10 grand includes all the other options necessary to have it, which is pretty much every other interior option. That price is misleading.

You’re not allowed to say that here. If you own a car worth more than a decent bicycle, you’re a douchey, arrogant asshole, don’t you know.

What? Has it occurred to you that some people can afford more than the $2000 shitboxes most of the people seem to drive on this site? And, gasp, they enjoy these cars and aren’t worried about their value? You know, because there successful. They don't spend all their time on an internet site whining about how douchey…

No thanks, I enjoy nice cars. Not a tin box on 4 wheels with less styling than a soup can and less horsepower than a bicycle.

Pretty awful? Was it missing a wheel or something? I know you’re trying super hard to sound like a Jalop, or something, but you sound like you’re making things up

Wow, a penis joke. You might be projecting.

Not really no.