evanmcm
Evan, Pope Of Jalopnik by Self-Appointment
evanmcm

Sour grapes are a bad look.

So, you’re complaining about this. Got it.

...none of what you said makes sense.

*more than two-decade old Mercedes platform. The W210 E-Class (which deep down inside this is based on) came out in I think 1995.

Not true - modern Turbo engines are much higher performance than they used to be. I absolutely would not think of putting anything less than 91 in any modern Turbo car

No, they couldn’t...they had nothing to do with this...jesus christ, will you people learn to stop blaming companies/people for random events? Insane.

Yeah that would’ve been easy...

And how would they have done that, please enlighten us. Most cars have foot pedal e brakes now, and auto gearboxes.

I mean...what the hell are they supposed to do? Jesus, all these sudden experts on here who have complete confidence they wouldn’t have done the same thing.

Christ, the jealousy and immaturity in this comment section is incredible. Go work harder if you’re that angry about your income.

Who cares, how does it affect you (it doesn’t)

...yes, the fucking G-Wagon starts with G....you’re not good at this...

What...? Is this supposed to be funny? I doubt you’re actually that unintelligent...

You guys really need to crawl out of the hole once in a while. It’s pretty hard to not be able to afford a 30k car these days with interest rates and lease rates as low as they are. I’d also bet money that the average car transaction is absolutely not 4 figures, that’s nonsensical.

I guarantee they’re far better drivers than you. I don’t think they need a scolding from a random dude on the internet

Yes, god forbid the huge number of us that buy and play them get one or two decent titles. What we really need is more FPSs...you’re right....

What the fuck is your point little guy.

...what? How the hell would you know the first thing about his financial situation?

This was supposed to be funny? Oh boy...

Yes, I am an idiot. That’s why I bought an M5, of course. Not because I enjoy driving it or anything.