evanmcm
Evan, Pope Of Jalopnik by Self-Appointment
evanmcm

Why don’t all you people go start your own website where you argue about what type of gas mileage you got in your diesel penalty box.

...since it will share no parts with the outgoing 6 series and also will be bigger, more luxurious, and built on an entirely new platform...I’m not sure why we’d have to “stop pretending that”....

No, it’s not...not sure why people keep trying to suggest this...quite obviously that platform is going out of production and has already been superseded by the new one that the new 7 and 5 are built on.

Get some help, seriously.

...jesus, how about we look at things you own and assume you must make enough to afford a life-crippling fine?

Jesus, let’s calm down a bit. 8 year olds were just blown up with a nail bomb in London. Please, fucking learn how to use the English language without resorting to hyperbole.

You really think state senators and assemblymen are “experts” in anything at all? You really have to pay attention more.

...you seriously don’t think there should be an exception that happens almost *every single time* you accelerate in a bone-stock diesel vehicle? Think about what you’re saying.

...what are you on about? Perhaps you need to sit down for a minute.

You’re acting like they literally took the existing car and rebadged it. This car shares nothing with that car at all. Not even sure how you could come up with that idea.

Wow, this is the stupidest comment I’ve seen on here in...almost an hour.

This whole website is basically a collection of people that actually think modern cars are less safe.

Perfect.

You want to drive an old death-trap, go for it.

Never. The government is always right, and perfect, and correct don’t you know? All these evil corps just did this on purpose to kill people with diesel soot. That’s it. And money. Somehow money is involved. I can’t tell you how, but money.

Don’t you guys ever get tired of spending hours of your life every day being angry at people that have money? Maybe that’s why you’re not where they are? Just a thought.

Wow, you people still waste energy disliking someone that never did anything to you and feel the need to brag about it?

This isn’t even funny, it’s fucking moronic. What kind of low-IQ idiocy is this. A shame this car was owned (and ruined) by such a fucking nimrod.

...sounds like you need your driver’s license revoked...if you can’t figure out how to operate a car because the shifter is shaped differently...I don’t need you on the road next to me.

What the fuck are you talking about...at no point in that incoherent rant about a steering wheel (one that people like using) did you in any way show how it’s a “poseur car” - and it’s not. Please, don’t bother to comment any further.