evanmcm
Evan, Pope Of Jalopnik by Self-Appointment
evanmcm

Not everything has to look like a Volvo wagon from the 80s.

Jesus, good thing you people don’t design cars. At some point, some things will look the same on some cars. Get the hell over it, jesus christ.

...so...it’s an SUV? That’s how they ripped it off?

I like it. It’s awesome. Once again, the imagination-less drones in the comments don’t fucking get it.

This looks awesome

I don’t think so.

Very much so...it’s a unibody, independently suspended small truck. It will handle and ride much differently.

Terrible for signaling how hardcore you are or substituting for penis size.

I don’t see any fake buttons...not sure what you’re taking about. If you’re talking about blanks...obviously. They exist in every car. They are not a big deal, at all. I’m convinced that the only people that whine about them are the same people who are incensed by the idea of spending more than one McDonald’s paycheck

...uh...what? Anyone that calls themselves a car enthusiast cares about the LFA.

You seem to have some rather deep-seeded hate for the NSX.

The NSX would leave this thing for dead in anything more than 20 feet. Totally different type of car.

Yes but it will blow the doors off this car in many ways...although this seems to be more cutting-edge in a few ways.

What’s wrong with brown? Are you one of those boring people who must have an all-grey and black plastic interior in everything?

Yeah...no...

Truthfully, the GS-F lags far, far behind the M5/E63/RS7 in performance.

God damnit. It’s gorgeous and perfect in every way...

This is fucking gorgeous...oh my.

Given that BMW’s power ratings are usually closer to what they make at the wheels, this thing should be a riot. Given the great price as well...this is going to be an awesome car.

Did you just try to see how many Jalopnik cliches you could put in one comment? Christ.