Better than my grandfather, who only realized it was his anniversarywhen my mom called him at work asking why he was so late coming home on his birthday, and then had to be picked up from a store because his car was stolen while he was buying a tree. To this day, nobody knows why he thought a tree was the thing to…

RIP. Mr. Petty. I think your portrayal of Lucky on King of the Hill was under appreciated.

Somewhere, at any given time, there’s an unhappy working stiff humming “I Won’t Back Down” to himself, or a Hollywood road trip sardonically scored by “Into the Great Wide Open,” or a classic rock dad trying to learn the tab to “Refugee” in his garage, or a tipsy mid-western coed hollering along to “American…

Gonna be one heck of a jam session in the afterlife tonight:

On the plus side...Agents of SHIELD has never looked better.

Haha, it was seemingly the death rattle of Spike TV.

Are we already pretending like The Mist didn’t happen? Is that why the reviewer of that show vanished immediately afterward?

Sir, this is a Wendy’s drive-thru.

Reassuring you that at least one person got that joke.

When the lights are off, unload your gun.

Words cannot fully describe how much I love this, and how beautiful it is

and assorted other near-prehistoric-sized bugs.

Frankly, this episode left me terrified that some day I might end up like that, stuck reliving every shitty moment in my life in some half-remembered fugue state. I wonder if that’s really what dementia is like.

The season had been teasing a grander view at Bea’s backstory for a while, and it was genuinely moving to see it all play out here, albeit through the warped lens of her addled mind. By the end of the episode, I felt like I understood the decisions Bea had made, the perfectly relatable reasons she’d made the mistakes…

The end credits is one of my favorite scenes of television ever. It is so emotionally engaging. At once both sad (as Kelly’s body is lowered to its final resting place alongside her dead husband and daughter) and happy, all while “Heaven is a Place on Earth” plays and we are treated with the literal on-screen…

I thought the episode where everyone rated each other had a happy ending. She escaped that perverse world of trying to please everyone and the ending hints at a new friendship. That’s about as happy as could be expected.

Well, I found my new answer to the question: “Death challenges you to a game for your soul. What do you pick?”

No. It’s a show about parasitic worms that turn everyone into John Malkovich.

I haven’t had a chance to check this show out yet, but apparently it’s about a virus that turns everyone into a John Malkovich?