evanfowler
Evan Fowler
evanfowler

What blip? That movie fucking rocked. Fuck off.

With every project I ask myself is this essential? Is there something original to say here, does the universe want me to do this? Regretfully, I’m announcing I will not be going forward with my Pictionary movie.

Can I please say “never use that picture again” without it being considered body shaming?

I’m not very familiar with Polly Pocket or any potential movies about it, but I do have to say that of all the dresses available in the world that is certainly...one of them.  :/

Can. Not. Wait. I’ll watching this at 3am tonight on the AMC+ sub that I bought specifically and exclusively for this show. I love it so much. It was just the best idea ever to get playwrights to run and write this show. Not only is the dialogue unusually lyrical, layered, and poignant, but the plotting is wonderfully

I’ve never cared for Cowboy Costner, but I’m always game for Baseball Costner.

The crazy thing is if a man genuinely DID want to dress up as a woman and go into women’s toilets to harass women, there has never been anything actually stopping him - a random perv could have done that in 1924 just as easily as he could do in 2024. But it didn’t really happen in 1924, just as it doesn’t really

The thing is, Rowling was perfectly likable before she randomly decided to make “trans people want to rape me in the bathroom” her entire personality.

Rowling is doing an amazing job getting into arguments with people infinitely more likable than she is.

Commas are important, people

“Won’t somebody PLEASE think of the transphobes!”

Seriously, why must repeatedly acting like a sack of shit give a guy a reputation??

I can respect a villain whose entire drive is “I’m going to make my entire house a murder-puzzle-box explicitly to fuck with Mormon missionaries.”  Like, it’s niche, but let him cook.

I find most people in the US who describe themselves as “libertarian” basically mean “Republican, but not willing to admit it” 

Martin Short is a goddamn Canadian National Treasure

Is that supposed to be a hard question to answer?

Truth? The new ownership loved the original incarnation of the site, and the current editors believe in the concept of “standing on the shoulders of giants.” They’ve endured the G/O era, they’ve got good writers who were stymied by the requirements placed upon them by the previous ownership, and I truly believe that

Lagniape:

I’m glad that they are bringing in actual showrunners and Matalas is a good choice. He didn’t just do seasons two and three of Star Trek: Picard, he also did 12 Monkeys, the very underrated time travel show.

I don’t understand the C+ rating when the review and seemingly the experience of watching the show was above average. I loved this episode not only for the writing, sets, and acting, but also for the unique morose feeling. It wasn’t dystopian or negative, it reminded me of the down times I’ve had in my life, and in