evanfowler
Evan Fowler
evanfowler
Oct 21
1

Whenever I’m giving someone directions and I mess up, give them the wrong turn or something, I will invariably say, “Forget the birds! Follow the river!”.

Oct 20
11

Willow is a great soundtrack, a great Billy Barty performance, a great Val Kilmer performance, a great Kevin Pollack performance, and a memorable marmot. That’s enough for me.

Oct 20
2

During the live event, part of Sam’s trials were that he had to drag a rowboat across the island. I assume that there was supposed to be some kind of parallel with Helen’s pulling the boat at the end, but damned if I could tell you what it is exactly.

Oct 15
3

That would make sense, but no, the show presents it as though we are all of us constantly adrift in an endless sea of sequence-killing, but Dexter is the only one who can spot them. It’s kind of implied that every person who has ever disappeared was just killed by one of the presumably hundreds of thousands of serial Read more

Oct 15
6

Yeah, Angel was pretty much the worst detective in television history. He focused almost exclusively on hats and dating. Doakes was better, but still couldn’t stop himself from constantly warning Dexter that he was onto him. If he’d just hung back, played it cool, and methodically collected evidence (like, y’know, Read more

Oct 15
8

“When you get to Heaven, look up Margo Martindale! I won’t be there, BUT MY MOVIES WILL!”

Oct 14
2

Huh. He released one of these videos a couple of weeks ago where he was digging a stick out of that red composite tube, but he didn’t tell us what it was for. Read more

Oct 14
91

The interesting part of Dexter was not that there is a serial killer who only kills other serial killers. It’s that Miami is so thoroughly infested with serial killers that such a thing is even possible.

Oct 11
1

Why am I crying? Seriously, what has this year done to me?! I need to start taking vitamins.

Oct 9
3

The only thing I like about this commercial is that I know at some point several ad executives were sitting around a table speculating about who is America’s most thumb-like actor.

Oct 8
5

Holy shit! It’s like the comic sprung to life! Oh man, people have no idea how big and cool this story is going to be. I am fully onboard.