Reminder that it’s possible to believe both that O.J. Simpson killed two people in 1994 and that the Nevada parole board did its job correctly today

Why can’t all teens be bitter, emotionally crippled, Tom Waits-loving alcoholics like I was at 17?

ME: tolerance and peace is the best way to go through life. we shouldn’t infringe on somebody who’s just doing what they want
ALSO ME: we should destroy every teen

Rouge AI?

Screaming

I absolutely agree that the Saw-esque scenes are good enough to actually make this game worth playing, but for fucking fuck’s sake this scene:

Congrats on your first comment!

Surprisingly, everyone is better at Archer than Fran and the same goes for Machinist and Balthier. I know in the first game, Fran and Balthier were actually slower with their assumed weapons than everyone else was, so bows and guns are actually their worst weapons, respectively. Kind of a weird tidbit, but I’m not…

Better report on this instead:

“War-a. War-a never-a changes.”

The Sheikah Slate is just like an iPhone. Turns out it’s been tracking you the whole time!

I blame the mismanagement, but I also blame the gamers.

We’re all watching a predator at work.

What did Cheetolini say this time? I’m watching Predator at work and don’t feel like clicking the link to his Twitter feed.

Your critique of what you think constitutes Banksy’s work is so much shallower than your misrepresented version of his work that I do have to give you some credit. Your comment is the 2014 version of, “My kid could paint that.” If you’re trying to satirize or parody people who explain things they obviously can’t…

This is quite possibly the whitest tragedy ever.

And Milano replied to Teddy Boo...

“Your-a mother sucks-a mushrooms in-a Hell!”

Super Honda Odyssey?