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Best Kotaku article I’ve ever read, along with a valuable life lesson.

As far as I can tell there has never been an official answer, so I am extremely thrilled to be able to provide one, 19 years later.

So, in what could potentially be the greatest political scandal in American history, Donald Trump, after a lot of careful thought and consideration, has clearly decided to go with the following defense:

Didn’t even know the strike was still going on.

The fact that she was lucid and cogent 10% of the time while on Fox News placed her so far ahead of the curve there that it got “centrists” all excited that she was some sort of figure who could unite both sides of the political divide. This shows why grading on a curve in real life is a terrible idea.

She won’t make him look like an idiot. Everyone needs a voice now. Even unhinged Nazis. You don’t want to risk alienating the moderate Nazis.

The swearing was a bit much in that trailer.

Man, thats gonna be one gorgeous looking boring ass game.

“Let’s make Destiny, but everyone is Iron Man.”

I friggin’ loved Life is Strange, but I really wonder why they decided to make a prequel. I was interested in Rachel Amber, but unless it’s just going to be some of her escapades with Chloe (without superpowers), I’m not certain what this could do without affecting the original Life is Strange. Chloe had never come…

I’m gonna wait for the Xbox One X Two X Xbox.

Nintendo: No one could come up with a worse name for a console than Wii U.

A white boy starts talking about suicide and Columbine...call the police, don’t pass Go, don’t collect $200. Stop what you’re doing, call the police and stay home.

I agree that all these investigations won’t win elections for the Dems.

God I hope this is an actual screenshot

Legitimate theft, or beginning of ARG?

Go fuck yourself, you foul racist piece of shit.

I can’t watch snuff films, and no one should ever die at Denny’s. What could this man have done to warrant this? Choke holds are lethal force. I took years of training in various martial arts and chokes are taken very seriously. It is very easy to kill someone. I know some police departments have done away with them.…

four major law firms have passed on the opportunity to take on Ole Donnie Boy because they don’t believe that the president would pay and even more importantly, he would actually listen to their advice.