I wish they would adapt my favorite element of those books, the way that every chapter ends on a fake-out cliffhanger.

To be clear, I am not one of those people. By about midway, Walt is a villain, pure and simple. I’m just talking more about leveraging strengths rather than kind of action-movie-ing his way into a slightly redemptive end. Honestly, I prefer Better Call Saul as a better structured show, regardless.

Yeah, that really doesn’t surprise me. I’ve always thought that the machine gun swivel was a bit of a letdown of a solution, in general. I just think that it would have been more thematically and narratively consistent for him to use chemistry to solve the final problem. A swivel isn’t even tangentially all that…

Man, I absolutely loved that. I was so excited to see what Benson and Morehead could bring to it and was not the least bit disappointed. Their movies have a lot of great dialogue and make excellent use of ideas over unnecessary spectacle. That was so evident here. It was just fun as hell to watch. I think a part of…

Don’t recall it from the comics, but I assume that it’s what the General and the agents were marching through time doors to go execute. 

I mean, I would call “Beau is Afraid” a straight up comedy. A very dark comedy, leaning far into Lynch-esque subjectivity, but a comedy nonetheless. It was fucking hilarious. 

“My client rebukes sexiness in all it’s forms and functions. He would have it known that he is a beady-eyed, snively kind of man who inspires only pensive, worried feelings in all those who cross his path. If you wish to engage further on this topic, please contact the Dalai Lama for more warnings.”

I’ve been considering watching it all day, actually. Think I’ll give it a shot. Love me some Benecio. I’ve had good luck giving more obscure films a try recently, anyway. Watched one the other day called “Nandor Fodor and the talking mongoose”. Found it thoroughly charming. Great cast and a truly sweet little story.…

I mean, it’s the cat, right? Every single thing about this trailer is exactly positioned for a reveal that it was, somehow, the cat all along.

**wind whistles through the thistles**

I like that you immediately justify your Supernatural placement. I could almost hear the entire internet suck in breath to “actually” you.

It’s like that thing where a bunch of people are talking in a room and the din rises louder so the people talk louder and it just keeps increasing. Except, y’know, he’s the only one there. He talks over himself.

More than anything else, he always sounds to me like a 15-year-old who just bought his first Crass album and really wants to talk to you about society.

Ah yes, the Windsors, setting progressive standards since 1901.

That’s fair. For me personally, though, after years of watching the same thing magnified on CNN with these insane eight-to-fifteen person panels of in and out of studio commentators literally screaming over each other like Uncut Gems, the little three-person discussions on Real Time don’t really bother me. I wish…

I am a comedian. I used to do a bit about how proud I was of my infant son’s penis. In reality, I was not proud. Further, my child had no penis. Further, I was and remain childless. I made the entire thing up to be ridiculous.

‘Wherever there is injustice, you will find him...

I love that he thinks that a version of his show that is entirely open panel discussion with all of the tired bits and bloviating monologues removed is somehow worse.

I hadn’t heard about the Short piece, so I had to look it up. What a weird article. It’s literally just a long editorial about how this one writer doesn’t think that Martin Short is funny. I’m not surprised that everyone leapt to his defense. It’s the most random hit piece I’ve ever read. But yeah, you make a good…

Join the Crimson Fleet. You can either do it straight on or join the UC and go undercover. They buy everything.