I hope Missy sets that place on fire. I can’t stop listening to Throw It Back. Can’t.

Nah.  You’re not missing anything.  OP just isn’t as clever as he thinks he is. 

Depending on how literally you want to take the term “candy ass”, there’s a scene in Mallrats that you might find disappointing.

I’m sick of all of these motherfuckers.  Happy Monday, have a blessed week.

Did anyone see this survey they talk about? I spend an unholy amount of time on this website and I have no recollection of any survey. The bit about ads on phones though—I’m intimately familiar and frustrated with that.

I knew he had the whole package the first time I saw him do a kip-up with his hands still in his pockets. 

I mean Ric Flair, one of the all time legends, made some of the most insane and hilarious promos ever and had a signature ring move where he’d take a comically long time to fall from a chest chop. GOOD comedy has always been key to wrestling. 

Growing up (taking in mostly WWF/E and WCW) I HATED “funny” or “comedy” wrestling, but I realize now, that’s just because they’re so bad at it.
I remember as I started to watch more indie wrestling and actually loving the humor in certain matches. Humor in wrestling only seems odd, until you realize it’s grown men in…

Winner.

I had to reread the 2nd and 3rd paragraphs a couple times to make sure I correctly understood what happened.

It’ll let you unlock your phone with your breath and Siri will get the voice of Scarlett Johanson

why would you assume him saying he wants to retire is for you and not for him 

She’s regularly setting world records and doing things that have never been done. So, literally yes. 

The only one seriously competing against Simone Biles is Simone Biles.

totally off topic but there is a quarterback named Brock Lobster ??!?!?

“pushed people toward white supremacy”

Here we go, another debate, another hit piece on Pete by the Splinter crowd. It’s really entertaining to see everybody crapping on anybody that isn’t their guy or far left enough, because, and I hate to break it to you, this site is the fringe on the left. The person that you want to win is not who will win a general…

No.