Yeah, okay, but what about his cat?

The speed is obviously impressive, but what I’m most impressed by is how he beat the offside trap. It was like he was on a mission from god. Didn’t even seem to check his speed, just followed the golden path to goal.

THE CARDINALS LOST THEIR FIRST NACHOS

I still feel the original “the pass” should have warranted a penalty of sorts and not ended up getting the win. If you have to go all 4 wheels off track to make the pass, it’s not legitimate pass.

Wisdom of a Master Shake, body of a Meatwad.

Aaron Hernandez was discovered to have CTE a day ago. That’s the only reason this post was published. He’s a famous person who’s disease was just discovered.

Yes.

i’ve had a few forehand blasts into my jack sock, too.

Oh yeah, that’s the clip used at the end of Tool’s Faaip de Oiad.

A Peter Rabbit story should be more like Babe, since the original stories dealt more with farming and death than with parties and shenanigans. This preview, as noted below several times, is a real life Poochie, and the worst thing ever.

I really like the Beatrix Potter books. I’m not trying to be a purist or anything but from the trailer I find that they kept: the rabbit’s name, his jacket, and the name (though not the age) of MacGregor.

I gave up during the house party bit, when Peter Rabbit was getting biz-zay, consistently and thoroughly.

I made it like 20 seconds into this trailer. Looks like garbage.

Daughter had a stroke in utero. Born with a pre-existing condition. Already would be past a typical “lifetime limit” of 1 million dollars.

oh come on!! Kinja is not nearly as bad as I thought it was going to be (especially with Kinjamprove)

I think Charmin Sandiego is a better name than The Mad Pooper.

Oh, bless your heart.

It was 31-7 at one point and not really in question, historic collapses by the Falcons aside.

you give your Valet your HOUSE keys???? You either use the Valet key given to you with the car or your separate the damn keys.