i wish kinja had a retweet button..

the inferority complex comes from having 100,000 more people than Hamilton, Ontario, who desperately begs for an NHL team but will never get one, at least from a hockey perspective..

*terrorcore

my custom Super Mega Baseball 2 team is called Death, and has a player named Polio Canceraids..

At least Manny Machado doesn’t get a ring..

keep Cueto out of this..

Does the YES network scorebug always make sounds like that?

alas, i have but only one star to give.. :(

i am a big fan of the triumpant two-handed bat flip..

good choice..

great job editing out the NESN announcers whenever they weren’t relevant, thanks for that..

*Deep Blue

it did..it hit the post and glanced off the stick, but it wouldn’t have been a goal either way..

before you answer, deflection didn’t matter..

don’t believe NBCSN, Emma, that hit the post..

yep, the one season he put it all together

he has never knocked in 100 runs, ever..

the one (1) nut should be covered with some sort of cheesecloth, a pasty would be too painful (like ripping scotch tape off an ovary, i imagine..) but some sort of concealment at the very least..

best douche canoe list, ever..

he’ll get in next year, the ballot was already crowded this year with Trammell and Morris plus everyone else, and there’s still probably some younger writers that want Ortiz to be the first “pure DH” to get in to the hall..