i love how Thornton says “take off your bucket, you’re wearing a visor” and then says to himself “fuck it, i’ll go after you anyway”..

Drew, by what you described as an exciting NFL game, those scores Tim provided are the top 3 most entertaining..

he won’t be Hideki, he’s Bryce Harper with the bat, but his arm is more important, which is why his ligament is a big deal..

i get why the article is angled the way it is, it promotes clicks..

he’s also 23 and even if he needs Tommy John this season, he’ll be 25-ish after the surgery, with four years of control and costs next to nothing..

this won’t get enough stars..

how about now? :)

this undermines the entire reason i read Deadspin..

his coke addiction makes this hard to watch..

i wish i could give this 40 odd stars or so..

quality stoner kinja..

Sale, Verlander, Gray and Bauer go tomorrow, so..

i know who Gary Pettis is..

Greatest choke job since 1951, you mean..

Great read about his journey to MLB..

No, because a sea captain witnessing a sunset at 3pm is far more plausible than witnessing someone say goodbye to a shoe. Plus, the sea captain starts to explain this phenomenon which only increases the plausibility of it being true, whereas Homer simply states he has once witnessed a man saying goodbye to a shoe,…

it’s that Terry Francona magic..

I agree with everything you’ve said about the complex issue surrounding his persona, but I still like and appreciate why he wouldn’t take a picture with a Dodger..

a run scored..