like 2/3 of everyone who read it, judging from the comments - myself included. it took a while to figure out wtf, because, really: what? Ronan Farrow + [guy I’ve never heard of] makes WAY more sense than Farow + Lovitz...

I’ve never read the books and this is sooooo helpful re: Jaime/Cersei dynamic (and her in general). Thank you!

you’re a good egg.

Yes! Because she is just so laid-back and blasé about the whole ‘socialite’ thing: “Ok, I’ll wear a ballgown... but just grab something that’s balled up in the back of your closet. Oh, don’t bother to steam it or shake it out! No, really. It’s more ‘me.’”

OMFG THIS. Absolutely my first thought. Followed immediately by: ‘dude, *I* own a damn steamer,’ and ‘ok, seriously - that’s like 3 minutes of photoshop, tops, and those wrinkles are gone.’
Unless this is their first issue ever and they have no budget (which kinda beggars belief, considering content), I’m guessing…

::waves:: (although, this is not my o.g. account, which I somehow lost the password to and got locked out of forever - but that was always grey, too :/ )

::reaches up hand desperately... feels life slipping away::

aiee, not just you. and I’ve never been formally ungreyed on this account, so I’m shouting in a well now... :/

To whom will I express my bafflement that *I* know how to steam a damn dress, but the people at FancySocialite magazine don’t? (Or is that part of her folksy image? ’I’ll pose in a ball gown, but make sure it…

(going to hell for having laughed at that.)

See, you *get* it.

no. just, no.

Ow. This is so correct and so very cringe-inducing.

Mostly Australia (where I seriously cannot believe anyone is still living. EVERYTHING is deadly!!! Even koalas will bite your face off).

Right??? Totally my first thought, too.
Kiiiiinda restrictive entry fee, there, political activists. It’s almost as if you don’t *want* the convention to be filled with people who - oh, nevermind. Tired now.

TBH, my first thought on reading that was, “Really? GoDaddy, of all companies, is *not* the asshole in this story?” So, yeah, I’m guessing they were probably fine with it, as long as it wasn’t a big, noticeable deal. They’re not known for being decent folk...

Hey, don’t hideous-shame them! They can’t help that their beliefs are ugly! Judge them for what they- oh, wait, nevermind.

hahaha, deeply under-utilized reference. thank you!

Since it’s still summer break and the kids aren’t back in school here yet, I’m guessing maybe he’s back visiting family there? He has been active in awesome [/s] local events here, too, though, so maybe he just saved up for a fun neo-Nazi themed road trip...

This is not my beautiful rally! My god, how did I get here?

(not for nothing, but the Top Dog menu is [understandably!] full of stuff like Brockwurst and Bratwurst and other very Germanic-sounding wieners, so I could see how they’d be extra swift to nip any creepy neo-Nazi associations in the bud. Not that a Mexican restaurant wouldn’t do exactly the same, but ‘Arroz con…