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Ditto. (Except, since I’m usually using Chrome and go to comment before I remember I need to open it in Firefox, I’ve usually just said nothing over the past few months. Opinionated but lazy!)

wow, that quote is... wow. it contains multitudes.

‘I think the number of men who think of themselves as sexual predators is significantly low.’
FTFY

(WHOA, WHOA - case by case basis, please!
Spanx have been the difference between “I can totally wear these pants/this dress in public!” and “whoa - that is visual TMI about my ass and thighs that no one needs to know.” I agree it shouldn’t be everyday wear, or a constant attempt to force your body into a new shape,

haha, that is surprisingly compelling. thank you!

Bwah! Oh, man, all other comments are pretty much irrelevant after this gif, it’s so perfect.

seriously. wtf did I think I was going to find? kitten pics? ::scratches eyes out::

Jesus H. Christ, RIGHT??? Raise your hand if you’ve ever had the thought, ‘Oh, look, it’s *her!* She’s that chick that got raped by [celebrity]! I totally loved her last interview. Let’s see if we can get her autograph or buy some“I got raped by [celebrity] and all I got was this lousy t-shirt” swag!’
Because, spoiler:

hahah the one star reviews are great!

WHY WOULD YOU MAKE ME SEE THAT? I am hate laughing!

We are scared of being nagged to death.

fucking a - SERIOUSLY. ^ This so much. I wish everyone would stfu with the ‘if she did x, everyone would’ve voted for her!’ Um, maybe if she’d been totally awesome relatable white grampa Bernie Sanders, she might have had a shot, otherwise, no.
It’s hard to even explain to people now how much original recipe Hilary

I am 99% less ashamed that this was my actual first response, so thank you!

beg to differ - they’re not sorry they did it and definitely not sorry they got caught; they 100% knew they would. OOPS! Controversy! LOOK AT US!

This is... omfg. It’s nauseating enough that crazybitch was doing all that, but the poor roommate was getting sick the whole time??? And she gets ‘special probation????’
If it wasn’t defined, after reading the story I’d just assume Special Probation meant that she had to let strangers have access to her personal

HOT TAKE!

you... think he justified it? ::hugs you::

EIGHTY ONE?
There is no way I am older than that guy.