What? I mean, just because he wrote an op-ed about how party loyalty is bad and they responded by calling him disloyal... okay. I see your point.

That wouldn’t change anything. The only way to calm an aggressive animal is to cut its balls off.

You remind me of a kid I went to school with who tried to get me to trade my pizza for his uncooked ramen brick.

Finance. Industrialism. Mad Science. President of the United States. Basically, any job that Lex Luthor has ever taken on.

From what I remember of my bathroom cleaning days, Men’s rooms had piss on the floor and Women’s rooms had shit on the wall.

It doesn’t really matter what you play. Mobile games are almost universally designed to be fun just long enough to hook you and then a pain in the ass to make you spend money. Just delete it when you hit the wall.

One multi-BILLION dollar corporation I worked for refused to change the light bulbs (roughly half of which were burned out) because “it wasn’t in the budget until the next fiscal period”. Having money does not equate to a willingness to spend money.

I can’t find it, but I remember seeing Gary Busey on some late night talk show where he said if you mix a squirrel’s blood into its brain it tastes just like strawberry yogurt. So... there’s that, I guess.

I’d bet that “Bee” is a better flavor than “Orange Vanilla”.

There is no lower limit on intelligence. The upper limit is strictly enforced, however.

I want to eat that giraffe in a tasty Giraffagarofaluffaloaf.

I have seen the future: The decision to increase this movie’s budget will become the internet’s go-to example when explaining sunk cost fallacy.

Being a firefighter is a good and honorable job, like being a teacher or an ice cream truck driver.

Are you aware that that was my point?

I hate you.

No. Not that money. He kept that money. The money those dumb kids gave him so he could give it to charity.

That’s the only appropriate place for it.

Come’on, guys. He’s only a fucking Nazi skidmark some of the time! Why can’t we just focus on the occasions where he isn’t proving he’s human garbage? /s