Probably because cars have to keep swerving around all these fucking scooters.

He’s more of a merkin.

True. I can hear those ultrasonic mouse repellents, but only when I’m tired. Human hearing isn’t even consistent with one person, let alone all people.

I’m just a Bill
Yes, I’m only a Bill
I got pigeonholed on Capital Hill

3) If people who saw the movie can keep it all in their heads, the people who are in the movie have no excuse. I’ve never met Tom Holland. I still know who he is.

There’s also the possibility that she simply doesn’t give a shit about anyone she doesn’t consider to be as important as her. She wouldn’t be the first rich/famous person who only bothered to feign interest in people who could further their wealth/fame.

What? I mean, just because he wrote an op-ed about how party loyalty is bad and they responded by calling him disloyal... okay. I see your point.

If they are going to start reprinting old material, I hope they start reprinting old material. I’m talking Kurtzman, Elder, and especially Wally Wood.

There has historically been a market for old Mad material. They were reprinting in paperback form for about 40 years.

Dirty Harry? Not really.

That wouldn’t change anything. The only way to calm an aggressive animal is to cut its balls off.

at the same time I’m smart enough to know that companies don’t suddenly increase their budgets if per worker costs increase... if they have X dollars to spend... they spend X dollars... on fewer employees who are now forced to do more work

https://archive.org/details/CaptainZ-Ro

I give it six months (tops) before he violates the terms of his sentence by opening new accounts. He’ll see the inside of a prison soon enough.

You remind me of a kid I went to school with who tried to get me to trade my pizza for his uncooked ramen brick.

Finance. Industrialism. Mad Science. President of the United States. Basically, any job that Lex Luthor has ever taken on.

I call that “apopthectic”.

Please don’t store babies in tupperware.