eustachedauger
Eustache Dauger
eustachedauger

Wow it’s almost like Fallout 76 is a broken piece of shit and people shouldn’t bother playing it

And how come no one talks about all the people Jeffrey Dahmer didn’t eat?

Ted Bundy worked on a suicide crisis hotline.

John Wayne Gacy was an excellent children’s entertainer, too.

Fact: Soda takes years off your life.

The Blue Klux Klan.

Police departments don’t work with right-wing terrorist groups.

Jezebel confirmed.

S-T-A-W-P

Long live the Chesterfield. Oh, Canadaaaaa!

They should be sued for selling overpriced water that tastes like ass.

“which posed the question of whether a fruit that required migratory beekeeping could be vegan-friendly”

I disagree. I don’t think that Charlie Hunnam would make a good Idris Elba at all.

Sgt. Ronald Watts, a rogue Chicago regular police officer

“Don’t you talk about my home state! MY PARENTS FUCKED THERE!”

I worked as a front desk security guard including in a condo building, so yes, I’ve worked in law enforcement”

Not if you say it in Cameron Frye’s voice.

Why can’t my dog sit just outside the restaurant patio?”

If you really want Togo there, I suppose you Congo there. 

The knife thing is silly, of course, but you really should be using left-handed beef so the grain of the meat has the proper orientation.