The government doesn’t pay for everything for presidents. Unless the president in question is corrupt. Trump pays for nothing.

It’s fine to say “utilize” as long as you mean “utilize”. It does not mean “use” and thinking it does makes you sound like an ass. You “use” something for its intended purpose. You “utilize” it for something other than its intended purpose. You use a fork to eat. You utilize a fork to scratch your back.

“Fox, grant me the insanity to deny the things I cannot change, the hubris to shortchange everyone I can, and a place to play the victim. Amen.”

Same difference.

Certainly makes it easier to knock him down for a ball kicking.

What? I mean, just because he wrote an op-ed about how party loyalty is bad and they responded by calling him disloyal... okay. I see your point.

That wouldn’t change anything. The only way to calm an aggressive animal is to cut its balls off.

You remind me of a kid I went to school with who tried to get me to trade my pizza for his uncooked ramen brick.

Finance. Industrialism. Mad Science. President of the United States. Basically, any job that Lex Luthor has ever taken on.

From what I remember of my bathroom cleaning days, Men’s rooms had piss on the floor and Women’s rooms had shit on the wall.

It doesn’t really matter what you play. Mobile games are almost universally designed to be fun just long enough to hook you and then a pain in the ass to make you spend money. Just delete it when you hit the wall.

One multi-BILLION dollar corporation I worked for refused to change the light bulbs (roughly half of which were burned out) because “it wasn’t in the budget until the next fiscal period”. Having money does not equate to a willingness to spend money.

I can’t find it, but I remember seeing Gary Busey on some late night talk show where he said if you mix a squirrel’s blood into its brain it tastes just like strawberry yogurt. So... there’s that, I guess.

I’d bet that “Bee” is a better flavor than “Orange Vanilla”.

There is no lower limit on intelligence. The upper limit is strictly enforced, however.

I want to eat that giraffe in a tasty Giraffagarofaluffaloaf.

I have seen the future: The decision to increase this movie’s budget will become the internet’s go-to example when explaining sunk cost fallacy.

Being a firefighter is a good and honorable job, like being a teacher or an ice cream truck driver.