Oregon Trail.

We’re also to accept that, like Trump, he’s not a bigot despite his bigoted comments and behavior.

What does his inability to control other people have to do with him waiting a month and a half to comment on this? He still has total control of his own actions. He chose to ignore the problem. Like he always does.

It’s a good name for a citrus beverage, though.

You don’t need to use an already bad situation as an opportunity to project strength and authority, either. That makes you a prick.

“I know we’ve had to reschedule this meeting. Thank you for going with the flow.”

She gives off a strong Granny Goodness vibe.

The same can be said of High School aged kids. And College. Really anyone after puberty but before life crushes their spirit.

Zagnut.

As it ran towards me I thought it was being friendly so I said ‘What’s Up, Skip?’

1 Banana, 2 Banana, 3 Banana, 4 Nights at Fleegle’s.

You’re still one up on me. I’m not entirely convinced we’ll still be around to look back.

...while South Carolina on the other hand is like a good times magnet of sorts, always providing something new and enjoyable for people who want to get the most of out of life. 

Or if you look at it as having been written by Buster Bluth.

Trump believes he’s innocent. Trump believes he’s intelligent. Trump believes women would allow him to touch them even if he didn’t pay them. You can put pretty much any dumbass thing after the words “Trump believes” and it would be true.

I’d bet it’s real. Trump has a history.

I don’t think that was his thought process. I think he read (or, more likely, someone read to him) that it was all done by an unnamed individual. That must mean he’s off the hook. He can’t be the unnamed individual because he has a name. If Mueller tries to call him an unnamed individual, it only proves that Mueller…

The adopted son of Darkseid is tweeting for Trump? That seems to check out.

If you put the cheese in the middle it’s the bastard child of Sloppy Joe and Juicy Lucy. I call it a Filthy Lou.

What the hell was Ivanka Trump even talking about before?