eustachedauger
Eustache Dauger
eustachedauger

The idiot cops are more likely to shoot one of their own and pin it on someone they can claim is one of the bad guys with a gun. They just need to find one of those troublesome “good apples” first.

Or skip the “still waiting on this” email. 

In that case, I have a huge bowl of sandwiches left over from Halloween. I might have a Twix sandwich in a minute.

If the first email is the first reminder, wouldn’t the third email be the fourth time you’ve asked?

Maybe they can cancel the rest of the shows and just sell them Hulk Hogan instead. He seems happy there. We don’t really want him. Everyone wins.

Provide means “make available”. They are not “providing leave” if they are forcing her to take it. It’s her option, not theirs.

Where I come from grandmothers don’t have couches. They have sofas. Or davenports. Occasionally a settee. Never a couch.

Americans with Disabilities Act (ADA) doesn’t cover pregnancy, and it would be an interesting legal gambit to see how this is implied as “being the law”.

Intelligent Qube is one of the few games on that list I was actually pleased to see.

Just keep burrowing deeper into your own ass. It’s a nice, cozy, little world up there where you never have to admit you’re wrong and everyone is dumb enough to think you’re smart.

My parents are the same way. I find that when they pull a “my sister in law never has these problems with her Apple”, most people roll their eyes and let it go, encouraging them to keep it up. They’ve gotten their heads most of the way out of their asses since I started responding with “that’s because my sister in law

You don’t know, don’t care, and still won’t shut up. Boy, are you ever in the right comment thread. You’re proving people’s points all over the place.

His parents? You mean Threadgent and Yarngamine?

Close. Very close. You definitely want to give bullshit answers designed to throw them off. Anger won’t work, though. You need sadness. No matter what they ask, get a little bit teary eyed and demur as though they just reminded you of something horrible you’d rather not think about. A) They’ll tip bigger as an apology

I whitelisted kinja.com but left everything else blocked. It seems to let the comments load without letting the ads through.

The easiest way to avoid the World Trade Center would be to set it somewhere other than New York. Like LA, or space.

From what I saw in my time there, the white people harass the Somalis because they’re black, the black people harass the Somalis because they’re African not African American, and then the white people really harass the Somalis because they think the black people gave them permission. The Hmong get caught in a similar

Only if that big blue ox was a brahma bull.