Hank Hill: I mean, I think it’s cute that you call it ‘spa-Peggy and meatballs’, but, you know, it’s just noodles and tomato sauce and balls of meat.

Having the bowel control of an infant is not considered “regular”.

I’m not sure. I’ve never Benin this situation before.

So basically he’s admitting Trump’s version of the truth isn’t the actual truth.

Keep getting mad. Impotent rage is almost as good as an actual point.

One of those fellows won the NXT North American Championship last night. He’s a WWE guy.

Your knowledge of wrestling is about 30 years out of date.

Trumpalepsy.

I’m Ghana go ahead and say I can.

Predetermined doesn’t always mean non-competitive. The two people in the ring may be pretending to compete against each other, but they are competing against every other match on the card. Everyone wants to put on the match that everyone is talking about the next day because that’s how you move up (In theory). It may…

Do you shit the bed every time you oversleep?

If you can’t go 10 hours without shitting, you may need to see a doctor.

Think of them as sushi and eat them raw. Extremely raw.

Because their evil is kept out of sight?

Trump couldn’t get through a game of Hi Ho! Cherry-O without getting one of the pieces stuck up his nose.

No. I think your insistence that mid-rare is the only way a steak should be cooked, as if there is an objectively correct answer to a subjective question, is insecurity. It also flies in the face of all your crap about being adventurous and having new experiences. 

Bullshit. You need a chef to make your decisions for you and you need everyone else to agree with that decision. That’s insecurity. If you trusted your own senses, you’d have no reason to give a fuck what other people are doing.

“This random guy over here knows more about the way my brain interprets flavors than I do!” is EXACTLY why restaurants exist, you fucking moron.

Every cat should be named Dick.