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I don’t like them either. Too many choices. It takes forever to make a proper suicide.

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The swelling has gone down since he went to rehab.

Meet the Diddler

According to the Guardian, she writes that she felt “a growing realization that Donald Trump was no longer going to pay her to pretend that he is not indeed a racist, a bigot and a misogynist.”

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“It sucks even more when you’re using Microsoft Edge” is a rider that could follow any statement. 

If your knife is turning big pieces into little pieces, you aren’t doing it wrong.

Left-handed beef is rare. Sinisteer are hard to find.

I’m getting more of a Mr Satan vibe.

I usually advise people to not take my advice. I’m not sure how I should go about following that one.

In fairness, Jordan’s been friends with Trump’s hair since Bugs Bunny introduced them on the set of Space Jam.

“I like Mike!” he added, apparently referring to Michael Jordan.

Goats are oddly charming. They are also complete bastards. They are like cats that are too dumb to be pompous.

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So Tennessee won’t elect Jerry Lawler, but they will elect his dentist. Weird.

I made my ‘first active attempt to redefine myself independently of parental influence and social programming’ at around 6 years old.

It never ceases to amaze me how eager people are to out themselves as imbeciles.

Have you seen how high old men wear their pants? Atomic is the only way to escalate that situation.

Line cutting is childish. Childish offenses deserve childish punishments. I’d suggest an atomic wedgie, in this case.