To anyone that isn’t trying to rationalize their own cheating, what he did is cheating. 

Well, he was a Trump adviser for a while.

No. Because someone with a British accent would say “paedo”.

It wasn’t chosen to represent Musk. It was chosen to represent “Elon’s many fans/cultists” who are “just making everything worse”.

Intelligence is measured by silence. Smart people know how to shut up. Idiots blather.

I once saw an Iowa driver with a pizza on his dashboard. Every time he went in for another slice the box lid would block his windshield. No hands on the wheel. One holding the box open, the other fishing for food.

Kellogg’s was deep in the Superman business going back to their days sponsoring his radio show. But if you think that’s amazing, check out what used to qualify as a cereal prize.

The two issues cannot be separated.

People who take their cues from Patch Adams are in no position to give advice.

Exactly. This technique never worked on me because I never wanted to go anywhere with my family. If they said “We’re leaving with or without you”, my pants would come back off and I’d be in front of the TV in seconds. Have fun at the movies. I’ll enjoy my two hour vacation from insults and bickering.

To me, “absurdist” retains some level of normalcy for the weirdness to bounce off of, like Tom in Tom Goes to the Mayor. “Random” just does things without reflecting on them.

I’ll see your ‘81 and raise you a ‘67.

It must have come from that haunted lemon tree that the heroes of Shelbyville banished.

Do you really like the lemon, or are you just saying it because you saw it?

It’s weird to see Zod defending Sugar Smacks.

We used to call this “dicking around”. It’s no worse than any other hobby.

Because I know you never tapped, clicked, or typed in anything that you wouldn’t say in front of a nun.

As an American, I would never hide my identity and deceive others only to mock and ridicule them as this Showtime Series is designed to do.