Cloning seemed most likely, but it still makes little to no sense that they would go to the trouble of cloning their biggest failure. There have to be better, less ear-collectingly crazy candidates.

The two issues cannot be separated.

It was not a wood chipper. It was a combine harvester. Wood chippers aren’t covered in giant hay forks for easy impaling.

People who take their cues from Patch Adams are in no position to give advice.

Exactly. This technique never worked on me because I never wanted to go anywhere with my family. If they said “We’re leaving with or without you”, my pants would come back off and I’d be in front of the TV in seconds. Have fun at the movies. I’ll enjoy my two hour vacation from insults and bickering.

To me, “absurdist” retains some level of normalcy for the weirdness to bounce off of, like Tom in Tom Goes to the Mayor. “Random” just does things without reflecting on them.

I mean, I didn’t see Lord of the Rings being parodied on My Name is Earl.

I’ll see your ‘81 and raise you a ‘67.

It must have come from that haunted lemon tree that the heroes of Shelbyville banished.

Do you really like the lemon, or are you just saying it because you saw it?

It’s weird to see Zod defending Sugar Smacks.

We used to call this “dicking around”. It’s no worse than any other hobby.

Because I know you never tapped, clicked, or typed in anything that you wouldn’t say in front of a nun.

As an American, I would never hide my identity and deceive others only to mock and ridicule them as this Showtime Series is designed to do.

It very much reminds me of playing Excitebike on a black and white TV.

Or just block any IP that isn’t Russian.

Let’s hideously scar him, instead. He’s been waiting a long time to play Two-Face.

Now he just needs to do one about young Anakin Skywalker called “The Sith Lord at the End of This Book”.

I always thought they should have been called the scarlet straps, anyway. This was a missed opportunity.