Exactly. This technique never worked on me because I never wanted to go anywhere with my family. If they said “We’re leaving with or without you”, my pants would come back off and I’d be in front of the TV in seconds. Have fun at the movies. I’ll enjoy my two hour vacation from insults and bickering.
Eustache Dauger
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To me, “absurdist” retains some level of normalcy for the weirdness to bounce off of, like Tom in Tom Goes to the Mayor. “Random” just does things without reflecting on them.
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I’ll see your ‘81 and raise you a ‘67.
It must have come from that haunted lemon tree that the heroes of Shelbyville banished.
Do you really like the lemon, or are you just saying it because you saw it?
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It’s weird to see Zod defending Sugar Smacks.
We used to call this “dicking around”. It’s no worse than any other hobby.
Because I know you never tapped, clicked, or typed in anything that you wouldn’t say in front of a nun.
As an American, I would never hide my identity and deceive others only to mock and ridicule them as this Showtime Series is designed to do.
With most people, that would be inexplicable. With a member of the Trump administration, it was probably because he pocketed the $80, needed a lie to explain why he had nothing to show for it, and blamed the incivility of the left.
The driver was a twit, but those pumps were faulty, too. Those hoses are designed to break away without continuing to spray gas everywhere. It’s damn lucky an empty car was sitting there and not a van full of kids.
But why would someone who refuses to eat on camera agree to be a judge on a cooking show? That’s like signing up for the Amazing Race and refusing to travel.
Which, in turn, will lead to people driving around with shaving mirrors duct taped to their broken cameras. I look forward to that. I really do.
...and if he’s wrong some charity gets a million dollars.
A standard doctorate isn’t as meaningless as one in “leadership”.
11 years? Damn. You can buy a doctorate for $19.99 that would get you the same number of eye rolls.
He can team with Drew Carey.
