But I get it, I do. If you’re just incredibly busy and have no free time whatsoever to take care of a little task like this, why should gas delivery be any sillier than, say, two-hour grocery delivery?

I’m not saying it isn’t censorship, or that the union is right, or that they have any business getting involved in this in the first place. I’m not even saying it definitely isn’t a first amendment issue. I am wondering whether the police union itself (which, in theory, exists in opposition to the government rather…

Just say it’s where Greenland meets Canada. It isn’t, but people won’t question it.

For the record, I’m not saying they definitely don’t represent the government. I’m saying they don’t definitely represent the government. It’s not a textbook first amendment issue. It’s a fuzzy one.

A steelworkers union represents the people who represent the steel mills. That doesn’t mean they represent the steel mills. It is pretty much the opposite.

Doubtful. They can’t point out any other country we’ve bombed.

Does he want to bring the 80s back or does the sundowning pudknob think they’re still happening?

Would a police union be considered to be part of the government? I mean, police unions are corrupt, bigoted, and actively harmful to society, and that all points to “yes”. But they aren’t taxpayer funded. Maybe, despite their membership, they’re more of an independent “NRA” kind of evil.

Agreed. To my mind, these... things... don’t even qualify as hot dogs. They’re just small bologna.

“Serving in Afghanistan was so traumatic that I took up crime to feel alive like I haven’t felt since Afghanistan.”

He should have thrown a magazine in the aisle to distract the cops.

Peanut Butter. Give it a few seconds to melt.

Fact: Anyone who calls themselves a purist is horrid and a waste of valuable space in society.

I hit a squirrel with my car last week. It was in the middle of the street having sex with the corpse of a squirrel that had been run over earlier. 

Forget about Jokgu. Mike is the only chicken anyone needs to know about.

Eating cookies gets old if you do it every day. I wouldn’t start doomsaying if we had a chocolate chip stockpile.

As someone who ate plenty of government cheese sandwiches in the 80s, I miss eating government cheese sandwiches. They were wonderfully terrible. It was like eating a William Shatner song.

I’ve been to cleaner plants that were literally bagging dirt.

The number of extended media stories a Star Wars movie produces is not an indicator of quality. It’s an indicator of how long ago the movie came out. Given a decade or two, every character who had two seconds of screen time will be given a fully fleshed out back story and a series of further adventures. The Ewok…