The best part is 7 seconds in. The part where he tries to get out the door by pushing his girlfriend into the cop.

I wasn’t aware Starbursts even had flavors. They all taste like waxy sugar.

Alabaster trash.

I bought a duvet cover for my comforter. This means it is now a duvet, so basically I got a duvet for free.

I don’t really care what they call it, as long as there’s a sign over the door that says “Abandon All Hope, Ye Who Enter Here”.

I wouldn’t even say it was a parody of superhero comics. This came out at the tail end of the period where every studio seemed to be buying the rights to smaller, cheaper, independent comics and making movies out of them. Most sucked, but enough did well to keep the practice going. Dark Horse Comics was the king of…

Elon is a fucking SAINT compared to the average American CEO.

Dreading is a type of waiting.

I’ll at least give him credit for getting out before Police Academy 7. Even Ron Perlman couldn’t save that one.

I can’t say I rate the guy from Police Academy 1-6 higher than the guy from Escape from New York.

The facts tell me that the bizarro universe is the one where GoBots ripped off Transformers. The GoBots toy line came out in 1983. The Transformers toy line came out in 1984. The GoBots cartoon came out Sep 8, 1984. The Transformers cartoon came out Sep 17, 1984.

Also true.

Your comparison is apt, but you have it backwards. GoBots came first. Transformers were the vast improvement. Blue Thunder is the GoBots. Airwolf is the Transformers. Blue Thunder the series is the Rock Lords. Airwolf wins again.

It is last. You should have said your prayers.

The Blue Thunder series was cancelled after 11 episodes because even the network that was airing it knew it couldn’t compete with Airwolf. Airwolf wins in ratings.

The whole “our race is better than your race because, well, we’re a different color!” argument indicates an awareness that they are fucking worthless unless they invent a bullshit reason to value themselves.

An unsurprising comment from someone still pushing for the lost cause that is Blue Thunder.

Airwolf > Knight Rider > Street Hawk > The Highwayman >All subsequent versions of Knight Rider > Viper > Thunder in Paradise

Sounds like most things in the 80s.

Airwolf doesn’t get the love it deserves.