...Kelly opened the segment by bragging about how she doesn’t hit her kids...

Placed him there like a pubic hair on a can of Coke.

If you think Nolan ever had dignity you are confusing self-respect with self-conceit. 

It didn’t seem scary at the time, but that might have been because it was released six months after Little Monsters. No movie about an underground monster city could ever have held a candle to that hellish experience.

In a meeting with HR about what he said the first time. And for not talking about it again after getting in trouble for talking about it.

Game hunting is just a cover for his search for proof that the Earth is flat.

Yep. That’s what I said, all right. It’s not like infrastructure is crumbling, education has been gutted, and the destitute have been written off so that more tax money can be spent wooing corporations and funding endless wars. Nope. I’m talking about magic.

I have yet to see a relationship between the amount of taxes I pay and the quality of schools, roads, or shelters. I’m sure some billionaire will get a nice, new stadium out of this, though.

Even if corporations are people, they aren’t citizens. They should still have no legal right to participate in the democratic process. Until Amazon serves jury duty, they can all fuck off.

That’s not uncommon. The practices aren’t that dissimilar. Tie back a little here. Snip off a little there. Display to public.

My problem with this has nothing to do with the amount of food they are taking. I’m just imagining being stuck in line behind the asshole who wants to spend an hour stacking cucumbers.

Which Autobot is Kirk going to fuck?

Now? That’s the way it’s always been. That’s why the public domain exists. Do you think Disney never had the rights to anything they made because they took it all out of the public domain?

The tent is temporary. They’ll fix it with a software update.

The original story is in the public domain. Gilliam’s derivative work isn’t.

Except one is Portuguese and the other is an American expatriate.

As I understand it, he did have the rights. Then he cut a deal with Branco where Branco would get the rights in exchange for funding the movie. Branco didn’t fund anything, and they’ve been fighting ever since about whether Branco gets to take the rights regardless of doing nothing to earn them. For some asinine…

Give them a break. It’s Antwerp. The only superheroes they know are Eclair and Blitzen.