Philadelphia Mayor Jim Kenney also weighed in, saying he is “heartbroken” and would order the city’s Commission on Human Relations to investigate Starbucks’ procedures, BuzzFeed reported.

“I would really like to stay at home, to keep my family together, I’m asking, I’m begging, please,” Ziegler said on courtroom video, according to ABC13.

Peanut butter.

Or the early ‘90s, when that picture was taken. The New WKRP. *shudder*

Benefactors and sponsors? You mean like Patreon, Indiegogo, and Kickstarter? It’s the same as it always was. You just don’t recognize it as such.

Don’t forget your PIN number.

Because god knows nobody ever created anything before copyright existed.

Why would it possibly matter in any way, shape, or form if somebody else can tell? Ethics are for being ethical, not for being seen being ethical.

Yes. My parents are like that. Why in the possible hell would I ever want a big box of old report cards? I didn’t even care about my grades when they actually mattered. I said I didn’t want any of it and they should throw it out. They said I might want it after they die. I (half-jokingly) said I would pay to have them…

“Willingly” is a hell of an assumption with Trump.

I can’t remember any of the music to 4, but I don’t think it’s because the music was forgettable. It’s because every time I started to get into a song Niko would call to ask if I wanted to play darts. Almost the only thing I remember about that game is how much I hated that needy ass.

On the bright side, now they can start suing people who violate their copyright on ransomware.

She didn’t say “Late Night”, she said “late night”. Any and all late night talk shows. “Late Night” wouldn’t make sense since she was on the Tonight Show. And, yes. Jimmy Kimmel Live used to have a new co-host every week. According to IMDB, co-hosts included Kathy Lee Gifford, Method Man, Macy Gray, D.L. Hughley,…

And yes, its wider setup makes the steak fry a better vehicle for artisanal ketchup or a bucket of tartar sauce.

You can’t put a price on something that doesn’t exist. His dignity is worth exactly as much as his sense of humor or his genitals.

If a cop could get full pay for a do-nothing job and all he had to do was shoot someone, every single cop would shoot someone on the first day.

The people that are eating meat there would just eat meat elsewhere. No animals would ever be saved by this protest. All they’re after is a boost to their already overinflated egos.

That’s a lot of words just to say “Actually doing stuff is hard, so they cop out and spend their free time blowing themselves”.

This is still less irritating than people who make their dogs wear clothes.

That is a strategy for people who actually care enough to do the work and try to change something. This is the strategy for people who want to spend an afternoon getting attention and then pat themselves on the back about it for the rest of their lives.