Amazon collects and pays sales tax in every state that charges one, and that’s virtually every state.

We must not be afraid to talk about sexual assualt and sexual assult [sic] prevention

That is clearly a hoverfly with an erection.

That’s because going to heaven has no resale value.

The assholes got to you before you finished typing your first post? Damn, they’re efficient.

A) What is the point of starting with a “1-” if there is no “2-”?

Treat our police officers with the respect that their positions deserve...

You think they deserve tombstones? Sell their corpses to a necrophiliac on Craigslist.

The first thing any Army recruiter will tell you is to never believe an Army recruiter. Unless they’re recruiting you. Then they’ll only tell you that after you sign.

Look at him like you would one of your children. Tell him he’s a damned adult and he needs to get his shit together and move away.

It’s illegal for foreigners to get involved in US elections. Corporations are apparently people now. So shouldn’t it be illegal for any corporation that is headquartered in another (more tax-sheltery) country to get involved in an election?

...just because you guys continue to ask the same question over and over and over again doesn’t mean we that have to keep coming up with new things to say.

I guess they put up a poster saying “we earn more than you”.

It would have been better for us, but she’ll get more cash and attention for fucking a president than she would for fucking a failed presidential candidate. And she isn’t talking because it’s best for us.

Dictation would explain the spelling, but it wouldn’t explain him actually knowing the word. I’m guessing David Lee Roth was on the radio and inspired him to say “sad and loneliest”, which was then misheard and dictated.

I left what I meant to leave.

Trump has no clue what his job as PresidENt «insert failed Trump business here» leader IS!