A) I’m not an athiest. But way to double down on the bigotry.

You’ve called them dicks about a dozen times. You’re being bigoted towards athiests. And, if you haven’t been sarcastic, I apologize. What I mistook for sarcasm was clearly genuine stupidity.

No, they’re being dicks.

You’re welcome to believe in whatever the fuck you want, but you don’t have to force your opinions on other people.

Believing that prayers don’t accomplish anything is a religious belief. Saying you believe it is religious expression. If they are dicks, so are you. You aren’t making yourself look like less of a hypocrite by picking which beliefs are allowed to count.

If one person is a dick for voicing their belief that thoughts and prayers are worthless, another person is equally a dick for voicing their thoughts and prayers in the first place. Either everyone can believe what they believe and make a production of it or no one can. It’s their place to say thoughts and prayers are…

Sometimes kids are welcome at even the dankest of pits.

It’s the smell of truth. It isn’t surprising he doesn’t recognize it.

Untrue.

I remember when I heard OJ had stabbed a white woman in her home. I had just finished watching a rerun of 1st & ten where he had saved a white woman from being stabbed in her home.

Ask Fox & Friends. They give him all his legal advise.

Trump wouldn’t be Patrician. He’s CMOT Dibbler, but he thinks he’s Harry King.

It is, however, the ideal solution for colluding with a foreign power to undermine the foundations of democracy.

Make them run the Ankh-Morpork Postal Service.

You sound like Joe from Sideways Stories from Wayside School.

I use three seashells.

Unless you scrub your anus to clean room standards after every poo and never fart, you’re going to be washing feces around your shower floor. It’s a shower. It comes in contact with every disgusting thing that comes in contact with you.

I would argue that it’s less like them rubbing you the wrong way than it is like them giving you the creeps.

With great Bowdler comes great responsibility.

He tried to name himself “Asshole”, but Spider-Man changed it.