Why would it possibly matter in any way, shape, or form if somebody else can tell? Ethics are for being ethical, not for being seen being ethical.

Yes. My parents are like that. Why in the possible hell would I ever want a big box of old report cards? I didn’t even care about my grades when they actually mattered. I said I didn’t want any of it and they should throw it out. They said I might want it after they die. I (half-jokingly) said I would pay to have them…

“Willingly” is a hell of an assumption with Trump.

I can’t remember any of the music to 4, but I don’t think it’s because the music was forgettable. It’s because every time I started to get into a song Niko would call to ask if I wanted to play darts. Almost the only thing I remember about that game is how much I hated that needy ass.

On the bright side, now they can start suing people who violate their copyright on ransomware.

She didn’t say “Late Night”, she said “late night”. Any and all late night talk shows. “Late Night” wouldn’t make sense since she was on the Tonight Show. And, yes. Jimmy Kimmel Live used to have a new co-host every week. According to IMDB, co-hosts included Kathy Lee Gifford, Method Man, Macy Gray, D.L. Hughley,…

And yes, its wider setup makes the steak fry a better vehicle for artisanal ketchup or a bucket of tartar sauce.

You can’t put a price on something that doesn’t exist. His dignity is worth exactly as much as his sense of humor or his genitals.

If a cop could get full pay for a do-nothing job and all he had to do was shoot someone, every single cop would shoot someone on the first day.

The people that are eating meat there would just eat meat elsewhere. No animals would ever be saved by this protest. All they’re after is a boost to their already overinflated egos.

That’s a lot of words just to say “Actually doing stuff is hard, so they cop out and spend their free time blowing themselves”.

This is still less irritating than people who make their dogs wear clothes.

That is a strategy for people who actually care enough to do the work and try to change something. This is the strategy for people who want to spend an afternoon getting attention and then pat themselves on the back about it for the rest of their lives.

Amazon collects and pays sales tax in every state that charges one, and that’s virtually every state.

We must not be afraid to talk about sexual assualt and sexual assult [sic] prevention

That is clearly a hoverfly with an erection.

That’s because going to heaven has no resale value.

The assholes got to you before you finished typing your first post? Damn, they’re efficient.

A) What is the point of starting with a “1-” if there is no “2-”?