Treat our police officers with the respect that their positions deserve...

You think they deserve tombstones? Sell their corpses to a necrophiliac on Craigslist.

The first thing any Army recruiter will tell you is to never believe an Army recruiter. Unless they’re recruiting you. Then they’ll only tell you that after you sign.

Look at him like you would one of your children. Tell him he’s a damned adult and he needs to get his shit together and move away.

It’s illegal for foreigners to get involved in US elections. Corporations are apparently people now. So shouldn’t it be illegal for any corporation that is headquartered in another (more tax-sheltery) country to get involved in an election?

...just because you guys continue to ask the same question over and over and over again doesn’t mean we that have to keep coming up with new things to say.

I guess they put up a poster saying “we earn more than you”.

It would have been better for us, but she’ll get more cash and attention for fucking a president than she would for fucking a failed presidential candidate. And she isn’t talking because it’s best for us.

Dictation would explain the spelling, but it wouldn’t explain him actually knowing the word. I’m guessing David Lee Roth was on the radio and inspired him to say “sad and loneliest”, which was then misheard and dictated.

I left what I meant to leave.

Trump has no clue what his job as PresidENt «insert failed Trump business here» leader IS!

A) I’m not an athiest. But way to double down on the bigotry.

You’ve called them dicks about a dozen times. You’re being bigoted towards athiests. And, if you haven’t been sarcastic, I apologize. What I mistook for sarcasm was clearly genuine stupidity.

No, they’re being dicks.

You’re welcome to believe in whatever the fuck you want, but you don’t have to force your opinions on other people.

Believing that prayers don’t accomplish anything is a religious belief. Saying you believe it is religious expression. If they are dicks, so are you. You aren’t making yourself look like less of a hypocrite by picking which beliefs are allowed to count.

If one person is a dick for voicing their belief that thoughts and prayers are worthless, another person is equally a dick for voicing their thoughts and prayers in the first place. Either everyone can believe what they believe and make a production of it or no one can. It’s their place to say thoughts and prayers are…

Sometimes kids are welcome at even the dankest of pits.