“Willingly” is a hell of an assumption with Trump.

So... Sabretooth?

I can’t remember any of the music to 4, but I don’t think it’s because the music was forgettable. It’s because every time I started to get into a song Niko would call to ask if I wanted to play darts. Almost the only thing I remember about that game is how much I hated that needy ass.

On the bright side, now they can start suing people who violate their copyright on ransomware.

She didn’t say “Late Night”, she said “late night”. Any and all late night talk shows. “Late Night” wouldn’t make sense since she was on the Tonight Show. And, yes. Jimmy Kimmel Live used to have a new co-host every week. According to IMDB, co-hosts included Kathy Lee Gifford, Method Man, Macy Gray, D.L. Hughley,…

And yes, its wider setup makes the steak fry a better vehicle for artisanal ketchup or a bucket of tartar sauce.

Engineers are dicks. Everyone else knows this.

I’m assuming that the sentence fragments in parenthesis are related to each other and not the surrounding sentence. His women are well built like his building. They also experience a periodic burning sensation.

You can’t put a price on something that doesn’t exist. His dignity is worth exactly as much as his sense of humor or his genitals.

The Purge is a very bad idea. The Big Hunt, however...

Your boss can fire you. It’s legal to call him a dick 365 days a year, but he can fire you for that too.

What is that? Some kind of zen koan?

If a cop could get full pay for a do-nothing job and all he had to do was shoot someone, every single cop would shoot someone on the first day.

The people that are eating meat there would just eat meat elsewhere. No animals would ever be saved by this protest. All they’re after is a boost to their already overinflated egos.

That’s a lot of words just to say “Actually doing stuff is hard, so they cop out and spend their free time blowing themselves”.

This is still less irritating than people who make their dogs wear clothes.

That is a strategy for people who actually care enough to do the work and try to change something. This is the strategy for people who want to spend an afternoon getting attention and then pat themselves on the back about it for the rest of their lives.

Amazon collects and pays sales tax in every state that charges one, and that’s virtually every state.

We must not be afraid to talk about sexual assualt and sexual assult [sic] prevention

We 100% do not take any action on stories for being critical of us.