If one person is a dick for voicing their belief that thoughts and prayers are worthless, another person is equally a dick for voicing their thoughts and prayers in the first place. Either everyone can believe what they believe and make a production of it or no one can. It’s their place to say thoughts and prayers are…

Sometimes kids are welcome at even the dankest of pits.

Being disgusted by people who act like assholes and then play the victim when they get it back doesn’t make a person a mysogynist. It makes them reasonable. Oh, and ACTUALLY, I responded to a post comparing what it went through to being in a bathroom and said nothing about the puppy. I’m sorry if your inability to…

My post had nothing to do with the animal that suffered terribly and I only got nasty after you did.

It’s the smell of truth. It isn’t surprising he doesn’t recognize it.

The fact that it isn’t the same was pretty much my entire point, fuckwit.

Yes. If it had, I may have ended up foolish enough to believe people start to suffocate after spending 10 minutes in the crapper. Don’t let your empathy for the puppy blind you to the fact that that was a ridiculous comparison.

I’m still waiting on the full length version of Jabba’s song of seduction.

I have spent considerably more than 10 minutes in a small bathroom with no fan or windows and a closed door. I felt nothing. And that’s with a fair amount of methane thrown into the mix.

Snakes. Obviously.

Untrue.

I remember when I heard OJ had stabbed a white woman in her home. I had just finished watching a rerun of 1st & ten where he had saved a white woman from being stabbed in her home.

Ask Fox & Friends. They give him all his legal advise.

Trump wouldn’t be Patrician. He’s CMOT Dibbler, but he thinks he’s Harry King.

It is, however, the ideal solution for colluding with a foreign power to undermine the foundations of democracy.

Make them run the Ankh-Morpork Postal Service.

You sound like Joe from Sideways Stories from Wayside School.

Musk explained that the focus of the company’s Los Angeles and East Coast projects ... is now shifting to make their priorities moving people, not private vehicles.

I use three seashells.

Unless you scrub your anus to clean room standards after every poo and never fart, you’re going to be washing feces around your shower floor. It’s a shower. It comes in contact with every disgusting thing that comes in contact with you.