I guess Cleveland is Cleveland no matter where it is.

I’d say he’s more of a “simple tin”.

The two seasons of MASK? Season 1: Covert operatives use advanced technology to fight an underground criminal organization that uses equally advanced technology. Season 2: They say ‘fuck it’, go public, and race each other.

What?! Even after a blancmange faced Podgorny at Wimbledon?

This story doesn’t make my head hurt. It does make my fist itch a little.

Weird. Ivanka says it’s more like fucking a blancmange.

Weird. As a kid, I remember seeing the Eric Stoltz movie and expecting Sam Elliott’s motorcycle to turn into a helicopter and fly away.

I read that exchange as “We don’t care what you’ve done, only how many people paid to see you do it”. They weren’t talking about quality with Schumer, only the size of her audiences.

Any mention of bringing back MASK gives me waking nightmares about bringing back MASK season 2. That shit was unforgivable.

I hope quantifying it involved looking at how many people have watched her previous special since they got it. It seems to be the only objective way to do it.

I believe you mean “Nightmare Investigator”. Although, a wizard will do in a pinch.

Werewolves, zombies, and vampires are all handled by the same federal agency.

He probably did. A lot of delusional idiots are saying it.

The potential damage if parked too far forward is blatantly obvious. Zero warning should be required. And the previous cars damaged in the structure should have served as ample warning. If I close my dick in my zipper it isn’t because the people who made my jeans didn’t warn me. It’s because I fucked up.

Aside from Intermountain Healthcare, the other chains involved are Ascension (the largest Catholic hospital system), SSM Health, and Trinity Health, which collectively represent more than 300 hospitals around the country

They’re crooked bastards, but they didn’t cost the department $19,000. Those people would have gotten a few tickets and stopped being assholes. They wouldn’t have just kept parking like that no matter how much it cost them. That’s one of those “every download is a lost sale” arguments.

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My hometown had an Applejacks. At least they did until Applebees found out. Now they have a Taco Bill’s.

Maybe this isn’t a doomsday thing. Maybe Facebook is just starting its own version of Sea Org.

Years back, I was living in an apartment with godawful neighbors. Constantly blocking other cars in the lot, leaving their trash by the dumpster because they couldn’t be assed to actually put it in the dumpster, propping the outside door open so the vermin drawn by their garbage could come in the building... Just…