Sometimes I like to go to Merriam-Webster.com and see what words are trending. Seeing what words people are looking up gives me a bit of a view into how the day has been going. “Megalomania”, “Libel”, and “Treasonous” have been drawing a lot of attention lately. I suspect there may be a common link.

You would think “Don’t be evil” would be an easy motto to live up to.

Sounds like he’s already fucking his daughter and wishes he could publicly brag about it.

It wasn’t this Hamburglar, was it?

You’re almost right. He doesn’t want to take a timeout on the punishment. He wants to take a shitload of timeouts on the punishment. Really, he’d prefer if he were only confined when he didn’t have anywhere better to be. You know. Like when your parents would ground you, but you only had to be grounded when you were…

It’s the same game, but the rules have been tweaked. It used to be that you’d make the circle and hit whoever looked. Now nazis make the circle and whoever looks gets to hit them. If you hate nazis, you’ll have more fun than ever.

Being ill is like being tortured.

Terrible, isn’t it. It’s easily the 7th or 8th worst thing to ever happen to my junk.

What happens when the *most qualified* candidate has served your arbitrary term limit? Who wins then? That’s right, your limit limits options just as much as the limit you’re arguing against.

“Startup Castle” doesn’t work for me. I suggest either “Bro Chateau” or “Shitadel”.

Absolutely not. There’s nothing clever about it.

‘Average talent’ is such a low bar that ‘above-average talent’ is basically meaningless. If you’re better than a kid in a school pageant, you are an above-average talent.

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He may diminish everything he has a hand in, but he can’t tell because things look so huge in his little baby fingers.

Well, I know that I’ve believed Bob sucks dick ever since I read it in a gas station men’s room.

He didn’t get invited so much as he walked out of a grandfather clock in the lobby.

It’d be like water infiltrating a pool.

They do have the same attitude toward individuals. As long as those individuals are white male Republicans who pretend to be Christian.

Kellyanne Conway looks like the last 5 minutes of an episode of Tales From the Crypt. The part right after she lets the kid in her house so he can escape the killer and just before you realize she’s something even worse.