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Eustache Dauger
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Tipping isn’t paying for labor. Tipping is on top of what you’ve already paid for labor.

I tried to kill myself at around that age. Lost all my friends to a recent move, siblings were venting all their frustrations at me, parents were too bogged down by their own problems to care about mine. After a week or two of being bullied, badgered, and beaten to the point that I was crying too hard to breath, and

We could solve this by putting foods into a gastronomic rank system.

It worked in Jaws.

An okay ICE officer would be like a virginal prostitute.

Consistently Being So-so.

Hitler Sans is the worst font ever.

I predict this poor kid will fall in love with a man named Al Pulbies who really understands her pain.

Virtually every dog I have ever known would have lost its mind trying to knock the kibble into the water and fish it back out again. Those bowls would be zipping across the floor like a hockey puck. Right until it all flipped over, that is.

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I have been winning this game for years. I don’t listen to the radio at home, work, or in the car this time of year. When entering a store that I know plays the radio I just put in my earbuds and listen to this instead.

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Neither of them are anything like the real Ronald McDonald.

To me, the strangest tonal issue is hearing cops argue that vigilantes are bad because they aren’t held accountable. That’s like a wizard saying witches are bad because they do magic.

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I have USUALLY hated the Macy’s parade.

Hutsell was Jan Brady. A lot. Too much, really.

Which is why I said it was stupid to try to apply it here.

I assume they’re making the argument that the daughter wasn’t an actual party to every conversation being recorded. She was merely present. It’s incredibly stupid to apply that here, but it is an important distinction. Otherwise anyone who wanted to record anything could call themselves a consenting party.

Rocksteady looks good. The turtles aren’t exactly my taste, but I have no real complaints. Nothing wrong with different. But Bebop looks like crap. Why he looks like crap isn’t what bothers me about it. It’s just a bad design.