His dad married Darth’s mom.

Still shorter than In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida.

That blob in the video looks a bit like Slave I when it is reorienting itself.

Yes. And the meaning of UFO is an object, which is flying, that hasn’t been identified. The moment you know something is an alien space craft it is no longer a UFO.

Tipping isn’t paying for labor. Tipping is on top of what you’ve already paid for labor.

If he doesn’t get Gaddafi’d first.

I tried to kill myself at around that age. Lost all my friends to a recent move, siblings were venting all their frustrations at me, parents were too bogged down by their own problems to care about mine. After a week or two of being bullied, badgered, and beaten to the point that I was crying too hard to breath, and…

It’s three-hole punchable.

We could solve this by putting foods into a gastronomic rank system.

It worked in Jaws.

An okay ICE officer would be like a virginal prostitute.

Clearly Ritchie Riverwood is a semi-autobiographical TV series based on the life of Archie Andrews, who is a real person in the Marvel Universe.

I’m not the one claiming that you are lying if you claim a liar lied. You have no point. Fuck off.

The point was clearly stated in the post and you don’t get to change what someone else’s point was, you living skidmark.

Your argument against people saying Hillary is a liar is a chart that shows she says things that are at least mostly true barely more than half the time? ‘Cause that’s still a shitload of lying.

I mean, I can see not hanging out with your cousin or bringing everyone you know to a fight, but who doesn’t bring their much loved father to their wedding when they’ve already invited him?