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Eustache Dauger
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That is exactly what that word means. ISPs want everyone competing for their favor. We want ISPs competing for ours. Prioritization either reduces or increases competition depending on which competition you care about.

All paid prioritization is anticompetitive...

The question shouldn’t be “where did Wally, Joe, and Cecille go after the first wedding”. The question should be “why were Wally, Joe, and Cecille not at the second wedding.” Wally’s a speedster. He could have had them all there in 2 seconds if Barry and Iris had bothered to call.

So he’s basically calling conservatives Nazis. I get it, Nazis are conservative, but not all conservatives are Nazis.

Consistently Being So-so.

Hitler Sans is the worst font ever.

I predict this poor kid will fall in love with a man named Al Pulbies who really understands her pain.

I’ve never really cared for that usage of the word “worth”. I mean, he may have $100 billion, but he’s worth considerably less. Personally, I’d trade his entire existence for half a pickle.

Virtually every dog I have ever known would have lost its mind trying to knock the kibble into the water and fish it back out again. Those bowls would be zipping across the floor like a hockey puck. Right until it all flipped over, that is.

Let him try. If I learned anything in school it’s that it’s impossible to get to Oregon without dying of dysentery.

Any flight across the Atlantic is legit. Any flight across the Pacific involves a cabin full of knock out gas and record shattering airspeed around the circumference. That’s what really causes jet lag. Haven’t you ever seen a map?! THE PACIFIC is on BOTH SIDES! WAKE UP, SHEEPLE!!!!

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I have been winning this game for years. I don’t listen to the radio at home, work, or in the car this time of year. When entering a store that I know plays the radio I just put in my earbuds and listen to this instead.

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Remember either of the times Tony Stark fucked Peter Parker?

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At least when Nick Fury left the beach he had the foresight to hire Aquaman.

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Remember when Ego turned into Nick Fury?

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Remember when Justin Hammer worked for Phil Coulson?