I am really, really trying to see a hat, here.

I thought the Arby’s logo was a dick. What is it? An oven mitt?

Yes. It’s essentially a new platform. Which is why it should have required a separate install instead of just overwriting the old platform as part of an update.

True. He has always failed at making money. Maybe, if he tried to give it away, he could fail at that and end up as rich as he pretends he is.

Imagine the legal case around the more likely scenario of him building around the land on the Mexican side of the border and then claiming the wall had always been there.

Trump? Give away real estate?

Saying she’s a pioneer because she is descended from pioneers is like saying my siblings and I are only children because our grandpa was one.

Congratulations to Alabama on living down to its reputation.

The cast is traditionally drawn from improv/sketch groups like the Groundlings and Second City.

That would be funny if not for the fact that Heroin™ was the name given to it by Bayer when they were selling it as a non-addictive alternative to morphine in cough medicines. For kids.

Sussudio was never intended to be good. It was only intended to be impossible for Weird Al to parody.

Weirdly, SNL doesn’t really seem to care about stand-up comedians until they become well known as actors. I can think of more hosts that were professional athletes than hosts that were primarily stand-up comedians.

Their Facebook page also mentions another officer-involved shooting late last month. The state was brought in to investigate that one too. No conclusions reached on that one yet. I guess they get their answers faster when they decide what happened first and then look for anything that might back their bullshit up…

I have this picture in my mind of their conversation. It starts with Trump telling Putin he’s looking for a place to hide from extradition and ends with him angrily screaming “PLEASE!” like a deranged Harvey Weinstein.

I’m pretty sure Nickelodeon bought them a few years back. Aside from a few crossovers, they’ve never been a part of DC. They were inspired by Daredevil (which is Marvel) and have been published by Image and Archie Comics, in addition to Mirage (which is where they started). I think they’re published by IDW now.…

To me, the hands and feet are too small compared to the forearms and shins. There’s no definition at the wrists and ankles. It makes them kind of lanky and stubby at the same time.

Well, aren’t you an optimist. So sure we’ll have a 2018.

You’re not the only one

She also played his wife on Lucky Louie. I remember reading a story that an HBO executive had demanded nudity in a scene and he got naked. At the time it seemed like he did it himself to avoid asking it of her. Now it seems like he just wanted to be naked in front of people.