At least he emphatically denied exposing himself. I’ve been seeing the word “vehemently” far too often lately.

When the work of the perpetrator is also the work of the victim, how do you invalidate the guilty without invalidating the innocent? Does what Harvey Weinstein did to Rose McGowan make her work in Scream any less valuable?

The reality is that most serial killers who have had their IQ tested score between borderline and above average intelligence. This is very consistent with the general population.

Does “remorseful” no longer mean “sorry”? Granted, “I am remorseful” would have been a hell of a lot better than “I have been remorseful”, but it’s still in there.

According to their Facebook page, Ashland County cops also shot someone on Oct 24. No information has even been released about that one. Maybe this fucker just wanted to go on vacation with his buddies.

I believe that orange powder is called Tanthrax.

He knows what MAD is. It’s fake news.

Some people need to learn to talk American more gooder.

I’m not sure how well Bueno Excellente would go over these days.

This is, for better or worse, the most American song I’ve ever heard.

It’s a question I’ve been asking dummies for years. I’m not surprised that yet another was too simple to answer it.

Why do desperately stupid people like yourself always refer to yourselves as “us”? Do you think you’re fooling people into believing you’re the voice of the masses or do dipshits have a hive-mind?

The most well-known is WWE’s, with a ceremony taking place every year on the weekend of WrestleMania. Criteria are nonexistent, with a number of puzzling inductees and omissions and a nebulous selection process.

She is a terrible human being. Giant albino ferrets always make for terrible human beings. Especially the vapid ones.

The next day, I guarantee each player would have denied vandalizing any house other than the coach’s and thrown a tantrum about how no other team had to clean up and they shouldn’t either because tradition. Teenagers are invariably selfish assholes.

They’d issue a fatwa.

Meanwhile, in the sewer...

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