It turns out “Canteen Boy” was based on true events.

Or it could be that some people just learn sports easier. I picked them up fine without being taught, and it wasn’t because I was motivated. I didn’t give the slightest of shits.

I would say that Michael almost definitely has a conscience. But, being a demon, it works the other way around. He seems to be genuinely bothered by doing good things.

If you want Cowboy Curtis to join the MCU, SCREAM REAL LOUD!!!

Wisdom is recognizing when you’re wrong so that you can learn from your mistakes. It doesn’t matter how much you think before you act if you are thinking the same way you were when you screwed up last time.

Rebooting the console is a fix. The article clearly states they’re working on a patch, which will be another fix.

For some reason, the paragraph break made me think you had moved on to talking about the kid. Nothing the kid did was accidental, but you’re right about the parents.

Trump and his cronies seem to have adopted the Ronnie Dobbs strategy for lying their way out of trouble.

Young people may have some idea...

“Once is an accident, twice is a mistake” only applies to things that you could possibly have done on accident. You can take off the parking brake and roll out of the driveway on accident. You can’t steal the keys, steal the car, and get in a high speed chase on accident.

I say 2 + 2 is 4. That’s basically Trump’s response to 8 + 9. I’m not magically wrong because an idiot has the same answer to a different question.

Nothing will teach him respect. He can at least learn to shut the fuck up.

He’s already in the tiki torch crowd. It really doesn’t matter how far in it he is. He’s in it. When someone is evil you don’t just let it slide for fear that he might get ever so slightly more evil if you don’t. Keep beating his ass until his head falls out.

If I had to guess, I’d say the fish won’t but the chicken will. Or they’ll be original and give him a turtle and a drill.

The hyphen already glues the words together. Ever met anyone name O’-Donnell?

This has never been an issue for me. I’ve yet to see a jack-o’-lantern that lasts more than 2 nights without being smashed in the gutter.

Why bother to reinterview? No one with an ounce of conscience could possibly stand to be working there any more. They’re all evil.