Or my neighbor, Albert Weinstein, who had it hard enough already.

AKA an Ivanka.

Don’t think of him as the successor to Craig Ferguson’s show. Think of him as the successor to Craig Kilborn’s show, with Craig Ferguson doing his own thing in between.

OP already said white. I was narrowing it down.

If someone is turning a wheel forever, you don’t help anything by constantly telling them that they haven’t turned it far enough yet. Save that for when they stop.

Laughing a bit too hard and contributing nothing is one of his biggest skills.

They’re the generation that adopted “greed is good” as their mantra. Fuck ‘em.

Based on that breakdown, I would say it’s the fucking boomers that are the issue. Like always.

I don’t worry about unlocking flavor molecules. I’m just trying to isolate the blotto element.

Testimony is evidence.

It looks like one of the elastic bands that come out of the waistband of underwear you’ve held on to for too long.

Areas with a low population density have a hard time putting together a troop as it is. Girls in areas with a low population density are liable to end up in a troop of one if they are kept separate.

I would say that the fact they went straight to expulsion with none of the standard hemming and hawing about whether he’s guilty or not is an admission that they already knew in and of itself.

You may also notice that, while Gregory Huffman, who was “a detention officer with the Spalding County Sheriff’s Office”, is stated to have been fired, Lamar Bunn is still stated to be “a Milner Police Department employee”.

We may have lost 666 HEL, but we’ll always have 555-HELL.

I’ve yet to meet a cop who was less of an asshole out of uniform than he was in one.

Well, if they bought ABC, I imagine HYDRA would be the heroes on the next season of Agents of SHIELD.

Booze. Vegas isn’t gambling because they’ll get you drunk.

I’m all for Trump going down in flames, as long as the flames aren’t metaphorical.

I would say help your neighbor. If your neighbor screws you over, wreak unholy vengeance on that rat bastard until the mere thought of being dishonest causes them to curl into the fetal position and weep. Now you’ve done two good deeds.