Nobody knows more about sources that don’t exist than Trump. At least that’s what some very smart people tell him.

Corbin has had several pushes. They don’t take. It’s hard to get invested in a guy who looks like he’s half finished. He’s got a kid’s face on a man’s body, so he looks half-grown. He has half a beard. His hair is thin enough to qualify as half-bald. Half of his upper body is tattooed. His pants are patchy, like they…

They probably should have either shown or told how Big E broke his handcuffs. It seems like the kind of thing that should have gotten a reaction from the commentators.

What’s unimaginative about a one-day-only, limited-location tie-in to a popular TV show by a fast food chain that grossly underestimates the demand and angers the fans they wanted to appeal to? Geez. The way you talk you’d think Arby’s just did the same thing or something.

I prefer Rex and Maury, myself.

I can’t say I agree. Detention after work implies that she gets to keep her job.

That’s genuine concern. If they’re taking their prisoners too far away for the families to visit, how are they supposed to lure in and illegally detain the families? They’re going to have to persecute everyone individually now.

ICE will have no choice but to conduct at-large arrests in local neighborhoods and at worksites, which will inevitably result in additional collateral arrests, instead of focusing on arrests at jails and prisons where transfers are safer for ICE officers and the community.

I can only speak to my bathroom, but you can smell the end of the world whether the toilet paper’s been replaced or not.

Waymo says the report shows Uber knew Levnadowski had a “massive trove” of confidential files, and repeatedly accessed the information even after leaving his former employer. Uber counters, saying the report vindicates its position that no files taken by Levandowski made its way into the ride-hailing company’s…

They aren’t giving out a Benoit award. Nobody would be complaining now if they had sent Warrior’s history to parts unknown with Hogan, Benoit, and Snuka.

Because he is a homunculus. In a chair.

This is the most accurate depiction of kids and toilets I’ve ever seen.

The last time my dad decided to pick a fight with me, I put him in a Lion Tamer. He was squealing like a pig and his (now ex-)wife was threatening to call the cops. It’s still my go-to memory when I need to smile for a photo. Praise be to Jericho.

He was wrestling cruiserweights in WCW. He moved up to heavyweights in WWF/E. Being able to safely hold Dean Malenko in that position and being able to safely hold Kane in that position are two very different things.

What I’m getting here is that they aren’t actually going to make less crap, they’re just going to keep enough space between their movies that the crap isn’t directly connected to anything that somehow ends up being good. Their new strategy sounds a lot like Marvel’s strategy from the 90s.

Now I know what the MCU would have looked like as a syndicated action block in 1998.

So... Cena has Reigns in an STF and Reigns counters by... waiting for Cena to unhook the leg for no apparent reason?

Boo-Berry, Franken Berry, and Count Chocula deserve a tier above God.