Nobody thought you were getting your political insight from Kimmel. Mainly because nobody thinks you have insight.

Republicans don’t shoot themselves in the face. They have Dick Cheney for that.

Or DX, for that matter.

They’ve already done the “rich Indian heel who flaunts his wealth” gimmick.

Blame the underfunding of the American educational system...

I doubt they covered for him because they thought he brought a lot to the company. I suspect they covered for him because they knew how screwed they’d be if people found out the face of the company was a fucking monster. Either way, they all deserve to burn.

They don’t want to go shop
They are internet kids
They can get the best for so much less
The toy stores hit the skids.

Quite safe to assume it was not in their restroom. The reporter in the video specifically said “outside of a Walgreens”.

It looks like an observatory on top of an observation tower. I have no idea, though.

His nipples are fine. It’s his Mareolae that are too small.

For babies, it would be a “taquitten”.

How would the red states get an ethnocentrection from a show about a bunch of fugitive immigrants with guns?

This all begs the question: If you are convicted of a crime and do your time, should it follow you for the rest of your life? Does it depend on the crime?

I believe my Xbox 360 was a Transformers tie-in. It turned into a brick.

Because they do. There’s a type. You’ll find them with guys who look exactly like the guys in all the recent college athlete rapist stories.

I imagine they’re both more likely to drive 20 minutes up the road and have meth-babies with Florida Man.

Policing only works if citizens understand and agree that they’ve empowered a select few to ensure the law is being upheld.

I will accept the consequences [because refusing to accept them wouldn’t make a difference].

Joe Lo Truglio only becomes more likable when he tries to be unlikable.