She slapped the back of the car. The gesture for “ME WANT PICK FIGHT WITH CAR!” is to slap the hood. It is inapplicable in this case.

I thought it was vodka, cranberry juice, and grapefruit juice garnished with a lime.

It worked. Inside the park, things got much better as people left.

Be fair. All of his shortcomings are real. He isn’t imagining anything.

Somewhere someone looked up hyperbole in a dictionary.

The cost of the likeness rights would have been insane.

Let’s go to Toronto! They’ve got doctorin’ jobs and lawyerin’ jobs and car findin’ jobs! Jobs for me and you!

Either it means you feel your strength coming back to you, or it means Smallville’s Tom Welling has slipped one up in you.

O, J! You Devil

I guess if he doesn’t fit, they must all quit.

For whatever reason I always read OPD as OPP and find myself temporarily down with it.

Antidisestablishmentarians?

This poor dumbass didn’t lose his job trying to stop them. This poor dumbass lost his job being a dumbass.

“She’s one of the most talented and hardest-working producers in television news,” Noah Oppenheim

A rule saying “stop being dicks” doesn’t affect the good eggs because they weren’t being dicks in the first place.

But it’s in a rack. It’s not on his person. He would have had to go out of his way to get it in order to use it. Either he had enough time to go get a bigger gun, in which case he’ll have a hard time arguing that “it all just happened so fast”, or he got it out of the rack before exiting the car, which makes it fairly…

Or they keep them off at all times and nobody notices until something like this happens.

Cops are out of control. Period. But especially when it comes to black folk.