Please don’t. The last thing we need is for Texas to start reproducing.

I would also argue that he knew full well that it was wrong, which is why he tried (and pathetically failed) to make his skull punt look like just another step in a pointless stroll past the suspect’s head. People don’t bother with subterfuge if they think they’re in any way in the right.

“I ask that you accept my apology and my representation of remorse.”

If they start calling finances close family, rolling around naked in a pile of money would be incest.

Trump is aiming for a different kind of perfection. Like shooting the moon in hearts, or Cole Trickle hitting the pace car.

Only if you think these two idiots represent humankind.

A) You didn’t say ‘asshole’.

I wasn’t concluding that she would continue. I was constructing a likely alternate chain of events.

On the other hand, if they didn’t have a mother in jail and a dead father, how long do you think it would have been before this brain trust decided to get some views by using their kids in one of their stunts? I’d rather she were in jail for killing him than have both of them in jail for killing one of their kids.

A long, long time ago.

Shitty schoolyard bullies always have a gaggle of pathetic idiots surrounding them. They’d rather play along than get picked on.

At the very least, you should be required to pass a 6th grade civics test.

I thought it was a prequel to Taxi Driver.

Respective to what?

Just don’t call it blackfacebook.

“boxy but nice”

I pretty much gave up on English ever making sense when I realized that “verb” is a noun, “homonym” only has one meaning, and “palindrome” backwards is “emordnilap”.

Conversing.

Expecting sympathy because you voted for Trump and got fucked over with everyone else is like expecting sympathy because you punched everyone in town and broke your hand doing it.

It’s nice to see your tower of babble is built on a strong foundation of “probably”.