I’m just ten hours into the game and it’s really well done but man is it horny! I just opened a barn door up to find a bugbear railing an ogre. It was a surprise and weird but also felt very much like what would happen in a real table top session. Everything about the gane invokes the table top to me. The…

I’ll give you the story being better in RE2 but the controls are way too clunky. Re4 is more fun to play (if still a lil clunky), had better levels, bosses, and variety. 

It makes sense, I just don’t like it from an “I’d rather not spend 5 minutes fucking around in inventory menus” POV.

You see the melee class’ new weapon in the trailer, it’s a little straight-blade one hand sword deal. Smart money is that that class will be Corsair/Pirate, given the character’s overall aesthetic, and will reveal that it’ s a dual wield class with the other hand used for a big pistol as soon as we get the full…

Correction to the math problem: officially she is 5 apples tall, so approximately 40 cm if you stacked 5 Washington apples. Real Big Ben is 96 meters, average height of a human girl is approximately 1 meter. I wish I studied more in school.

Since this is an Apple Arcade exclusive, I have an unrelated question: Hello Kitty is 3 apples tall and weighs two apples. In Sanrio world, she is proportionately a human little girl. With all of this being canon: how many apples tall is the Big Ben in the Sanrio London where Hello Kitty lives?

some people have too much money

“I literally had it as a centerpiece on my dinner table”

You're thinking of the other shameless Smash Bros clone; Multiversus. 

It’s not for everyone, and even people who love it like myself know this. The cutscenes are sometimes great and sometimes overwrought. The character names and fascination with English wordplay/puns can be corny. At some point, you have to decide to just go along with everything and take in all the game’s absurdities. I…

I hated the story. I should have just skipped all the cutscenes.

This is not new with Liquid Ocelot’s sneak kiss in MGS4's finale. I think Hideo has a “sneak kiss/bite” kink.

I feel like Death Stranding is a lot like the Kingdom Hearts series. There’s only really 2 ways to enjoy it and it’s story:

Ok. 

spoiler alert

It’s funny that so many people said that about Black Flag when it came out. “It’s an awesome pirate game, but it’s not Assassins Creed”. Now it routinely tops lists of fan-favorite AC games, and feels much closer to the original spirit of the series than the RPG trilogy. I’m curious to see where FF goes and how this…

I can imagine Elon having a similar state of mind as Stockton Rush. A level of arrogance that leads them to believe they know better than everyone else. These types of videos should be a warning to Elon and show that this tech is not ready, but I’m sure he’s going to push it through anyway because safety is overrated…

Ubisoft strategy:

This is the part that really stood out to me too. It would be an admirable sentiment if they didn’t have decades of experience within their own company at being unable to achieve this goal. Instead, it comes across as incredibly disconnected from the gaming sphere. WoW, Diablo 3, even titles like Overwatch and…

I don’t think nerdcore counts here lol